"Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said all you need is to write them a song.
Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along.
No, don’t sing along.”
studies show that i am a fucking idiot
No snowman picture has ever affected me like this one.
The universe is truly a beautiful place.
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.